Letterkenny Quotes and Sayings To Show You When Rural Life Clashes With Urban Lifestyle

We are all about sitcoms and the ones that reflect actual real-life struggles in a fun way hold a very special place in our hearts. With that being said, today we will be covering the sitcom Letterkenny, this is a show about rural folk that are trying to adjust to town life. This is an extremely quick-witted and fast-paced comedy that will keep you on your toes till the credits roll.

Ever since the Pandemic hit, there has been a shortage of some good comedies but that is not going to bother us anymore because Letterkenny is here. You can see from the level of quotes and sayings that this here is a show that you will be referring to your friends and family over and over again.

Humble Beginnings 

Letterkenny is a Canadian sitcom that is penned and created by Jared Keeso and Jacob Tierney. Originally it was just created as a YouTube web series by the name of Letterkenny Problems but due to its massive fame, it was picked by Hulu.

The show focuses on the lives of the residents of Letterkenny a fictional rural community that is based in Ontario. This location is then based in Keeso’s hometown of Listowel, Ontario. 

In the United States, Hulu owns the exclusive rights to Letterkenny, so expect more seasons soon. During the 5th Canadian Screen Awards In 2017, Letterkenny won the best award for Best Comedy Series. You should definitely give this sitcom a try!

Letterkenny and its Quirky Quotes and Sayings 

Letterkenny is not just mindless comedy, it is a well-written story with toilet humor. You can expect a lot of vulgarities and f-bombs that will be extremely entertaining. Here are some of the most entertaining quotes from the cast of Letterkenny.

You can watch all the seasons of Letterkenny on Hulu right now. Have a fun time!

Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.

 

Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe.

 

And I suggest you let that one marinate.

 

Wish you weren’t so [expletive] awkward, bud.

 

You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.

 

Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.

 

It’s like algebra… why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go [expletive] yourself?

 

You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.

 

If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.

 

You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off

with a .22.

You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?

 

You’d best be preparin’ for a donnybrook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.

 

You know not to be impolite but sometimes a gal will do some kissing on the ears. Which makes me uncomfortable because even though I clean my ears, sometimes a tater will just roll out of there unexpected.

 

Oh, I got so much time for sushi.

 

Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.

 

In the words of the genre-bending Canadian indie rock band Arcade Fire, ‘wake up.

 

There’s something really pervy about that word ‘taste.

 

You lose a lot of heat in the neck.

 

The bottom inch of a beer bottle is 50% spit

 

A smoke and a beer go together like a piss and a fart.

 

If you had as many bucks in your wallet as bucks mounted on your wall you’d have, well, give or take six bucks.

 

I’d say give your [expletive] a tug, but it looks like your pants are doing that for you.

You’re 10-Ply, Bud.

 

Sing us a song 0r something. Do a trick.

 

Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.

 

There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.

 

Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the [expletive] you got earrings on?

 

Not my pig, not my farm.

 

As sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.

 

Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach.

 

You’re a cup of baby carrots.

 

It’s always ok to fart when you’re alone. Accept when you’re in elevators. That’s uncouth.

 

I seen Samuel in the laundry room with a cat one time and you just know that little [expletive] is gonna put it in the dryer.

 

Well, she’s a pretty girl. It’s just… uhhh you could let the paint dry a wee bit there, eh?

 

A gal at the bar said she liked how your pants fit but she said it in a baby voice and really she can do that on her own time.

 

The stupidest thing I ever heard in my life is that a baby is smart.

If I’m an ant I’m operating the seadoo with my antennae.

 

You’re softer than a Cinnabon sampler.

 

Not my forte.

 

That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.

 

If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.

 

If you smelly gamey, you ain’t gonna lay me.

 

On a scale from one to America, how free are you right now?

 

Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the [expletive] windshield.

 

You guys do CrossFit?

 

You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.

 

I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow?

 

You came to after having a bar fight. Felt like you got hit by a car, right? But your pal had your back, went on the attack, but it turned off his gal like a night light.

 

This eau de toilette is enchantingly refreshing on summer days like this.

 

Legen-Dary.

 

You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.

 

Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!

 

I’m so upset about my perennials.

 

He is otherworldly! He’s got a dome like an Easter Island statue.

 

Hey! He said simmers down so simmers down! Why don’t you go eat some tartares ya snail-sucking mime lovers?!

 

Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.

 

You love that movie The Fox and the Hound so much you can’t bring yourself to kill the fox that’s been getting into the chicken coop. You don’t care if that makes you softer than a Disney matinee.

 

Jonesy your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you.

 

Your Mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerta Vallarta.

 

You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

 

Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious.

 

Got anymore of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.

 

Betty-Ann, your breath’s so bad it gave me an existential crisis — it made me question my whole life.

 

Tell your mom to top off the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night!

 

Boulevard of broken dreams!

 

We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.

 

Did little Natisha take your last halloween Oreo?? You didn’t get a chance to say goodbye to that delicious orange frosting?

 

I have never been less embarrassed in all my life.

 

I am willing to give 69 percent of my company to a partner, why 69 percent? Both sides benefit! Good enough!

 

Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your [expletive], cowboy!

 

Something about that old goat just really grinds my pepper.

 

Look if you are coming, come correct.

 

I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation.

 

Your sister’s lasagna gave everyone the scoots for weeks up in here.

 

Make sure you use that sunscreen ‘cause it’s a great day for hay.

 

I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation.

 

I mean, just because my name is Reilly doesn’t necessarily mean that I’m a drunken leprechaun.

Nice onesie! Does it come in men’s?

 

Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?

 

Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.

The Distinctive Slang And Language

The most unique feature of Letterkenny is its distinctive slang and language. It has a lot of catchy one-liners and clever wordplay. Keeso and Jacob Tierney, the creators took inspiration from their hometown to create a unique slang with the flavors of rural characteristics. 

Some of its most famous slangs are:

• Pitter-Patter- A phrase to encourage urgency 
• Ferda- Slang for team spirit 
• To Be Fair- Phrase for opinions 
• Hard No- Expression for disagreement 
• Give Your Balls A Tug- Insult for challenging 

There is also a wide variety of regional accents throughout the show. It reflects the diversity found in rural Canadian communities. Some characters have a thick rural accent while others come across with more a more urban accent. This creates a language diversity to indulge in. 

Recap 

If you are looking for a hilarious yet insightful sitcom, Letterkenny is the way to go. The show successfully captures the essence and diversity of rural Canada. With its unique storytelling, Letterkenny reminds us how important it is to celebrate our differences rather than letting them get the best of us. 

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